“The fact that music can induce goosebumps, draw a tear, inspire and connect is one of my favorite parts of being a human.”

Drew Chadwick (via emblem3uncertainty)

zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

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lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

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compulsives:

have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other like idk

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thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you don’t think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

lavandulum:

i’ve stopped trash talking comic sans after learning the font is actually one of the only dyslexia-friendly fonts that come standard with most computers and i advocate for others doing the same

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sassy-squad:

❀ click here ❀
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walk-barefoot:

Galaxies in a bottle pretty much

kneesntoews:

you know more people might enjoy Shakespeare if you taught them about the dick jokes and encouraged them to laugh at the jokes and understand the puns and the sex jokes and to treat the comedies like the ridiculous soap operas they are 

kaliforhnia:

Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.

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